In Washington—land of misty forests, rainy days, and cryptid legends—it’s actually illegal to harass Bigfoot, and yes, that includes offering him alcohol. If you’re wandering through the woods with a six-pack hoping for a blurry selfie with Sasquatch, you could be on the wrong side of the law. According to certain county ordinances, bothering Bigfoot in any capacity is a serious no-no, especially if you’re trying to get him tipsy. 🍻🚫🦶
The Origins of the Law:
This legendary law traces back to Skamania County, 1969, when the commissioners passed a resolution declaring Bigfoot an endangered species. Why? Too many thrill-seekers were stomping through the forests with rifles and “monster traps.” Officials decided that Bigfoot deserved legal protection, just in case he was real—and just maybe, he’d had enough strange human behavior, including people trying to share their beer. The law was a mix of genuine conservation concern and tongue-in-cheek charm that stuck around. 📜🌲
Is the Law Still in Effect Today?
Incredibly, yes—though it’s been amended over the years. The spirit of the law remains: no harming, hunting, or harassing Bigfoot, alcohol-related or otherwise. While no one’s been prosecuted for drunken cryptid harassment (yet), the law still stands as a quirky nod to Washington’s weird and wonderful history. It also helped launch the area as a hotspot for Bigfoot tourism, so maybe Bigfoot really is good for business—just not bar tabs. 🧾🦧🍺
What This Really Means:
Ultimately, Washington’s Bigfoot-booze ban is more symbolic than strict, but it represents something pretty cool—a respect for myths, nature, and a sense of humor. So if you’re out there in the woods and think you hear some rustling, maybe skip offering your IPA. Whether or not Bigfoot accepts drinks, the county sheriff definitely won’t.
